You guys, I’ve really turned over a new leaf with the coming of spring. I eat an entirely CLEAN diet now, and I must say, I really do feel like I’m better than all of you. Clean eating really does change your life. For instance, as I write this post, I’m basking in the natural sunlight of my bay window while munching on veggie straws and drinking elderflower and rose lemonade. An entirely plant based snack.
Today I’d like to talk about how to build more barriers from your neighbors’ prying eyes. Really, the title should be natural barriers, since I’m doing everything natural now.
I have giant windows on the front of my house and while it’s great for natural light, I also feel like I live in a fishbowl. Do you know how awkward it is to make eye contact with your neighbors when they walk by? I have to smile and wave even though I’m busy vacuuming the house naked. Sure, I’ve become accustomed to being watched in all my waking hours, and I don’t want to lose all that kinkiness, so that’s why I’m going about this in a complicated way instead of just shutting the blinds.
I decided to hang my herb garden in individual pots in front of my kitchen window, so the neighbors will have to work harder to see boob. I used different pots for each one and rope hangers so I can get that boho chic look. Remember, if you do it right, the hippie look will be 1000% more expensive than the bullshit country cottage kitchen.
I did an herb garden, but I guess you could do flowers. These get full sunlight for part of the day. These also came with attached dishes so I don’t get dirt water everywhere.
Get hangers for the pots. I used these, because I want to look like I am all natural and shit.
Get someone to hang them for you. I guess you could hang them yourselves, but I don’t know why?
Cheers to a room with a boob view,