Guess what, everyone? I tried to find a recipe for a vegan chocolate sheet cake last week (I was low on eggs and had to bring cake to a barbecue). I could not find any vegan sheet cake recipes. What the fuck? Is this because vegans don’t have enough friends to bother with sheet cake? No offense, vegans. But maybe if you used some butter you’d have more friends. #realtalk #sorrynotsorry
Anyhoo, I ended up making a few slight adaptations to a vegan chocolate layer cake recipe that I have used for years. It turned out marvelously, and thanks to a butter-filled frosting, everyone wanted to be my friend.
This works as a layer cake with two 9in cake pans, or it could also make 24 cupcakes. I found this handy baking time chart for all you type A vegans looking to make friends with cake.
Adapted from Joy the Baker
Ingredients:
2 1/4 cups flour
2 cups sugar
3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
2 teaspoons baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon vanilla extract
2/3 cup canola oil
2 teaspoons apple cider vinegar
2 cups cold water
Instructions
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Grease 9 x 13 in pan and line with parchment. Line two cupcake pans with paper liners and set aside.
Mix flour, sugar, cocoa powder, baking soda, and salt together in a large bowl. Sifting is advised because cocoa power is a pain in the ass and clumps.
Mix the water, oil, vinegar, and vanilla together in a medium bowl.
Pour the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients and mix until just combined (vegan cakes get cranky when they are over-mixed, no one wants to eat a cranky cake)
Pour into the prepared pan. Bake for about 35 minutes. It is done when the skewer comes out mostly clean.
Cool completely then transfer onto a cake platter to be frosted.
Chocolate Frosting, adapted from a recipe on the back of a box of baking chocolate
Ingredients
8 oz baking chocolate (I usually do ½ unsweetened and ½ bittersweet)
6 tablespoons butter
About 1/3 cup milk (I use unsweetened almond milk)
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
½ teaspoon salt
About 3 cups powdered sugar
Instructions
Melt butter and chocolate. I usually use the old put a bowl over some boiling water method. Once melted, take off heat and let cool for a minute. Add vanilla and salt.
Alternately beat in powdered sugar and milk until you get a thick, but spreadable consistency. Spread evenly on cake. This frosting hardens and becomes fudgy when it cools.
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Serafina
I only ever make sheet cakes, Serafina. But, luckily, I have no friends so I eat it all by myself. I didn’t know sheet cakes were for crowds. Anything smaller is just sample sized.
-Mary Ellen
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I guess it’s only for a crowd if you don’t like your friends. Everyone get like two bites. I’ll have you know, I made a second one and kept it at home for myself.
-Serafina
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